
Hey! It's me, Okko. You found me.
I do things. But I should not be doing them at the moment.
I'm trying to finish my doctoral thesis on rapid-acting antidepressants. But that's happening soon!
Come check out the public exam of my thesis Cool Stuff on 24.5.2025 at 12:00 in Porthania, lecture hall PIII, Yliopistonkatu 3, Helsinki. Or check it out from this live stream, but then you’ll miss the sparkling wine… Hey, at least there’s an afterparty at 21:00, check out cool.jepa.fi for more details.
For the time being still, please
, like…do not drag me to your side quests

Making visual branding and motion graphics for art festivals and events.

Or hypnotize the viewers of Finnish Broadcasting Company’s news with dank wall-sized mandala paintings in a segment on the exhibition and book featuring my artwork, and scientific and personal rationale behind them.

Or use four months to construct a flagship showroom – along with online and street advertisement campaigns – for a non-existing corporate entity selling non-existing products in a derelict shopping center, only ending up to be one of the country’s most visited art exhibition in the summer of 2024.

And ending up again on TV.

Or ask me to come up with a novel method for brain imaging using radioactive sugar for the largest drug research company in the world, which is now featured on the device manufacturers website and in some educational books for physicists.

Or publish a series of articles as spicy as Sichuan cuisine in one of the most popular newspapers of the country, evoking the fury of the local practitioners of alternative medicine whom I had the "pleasure" to face in a series of personal attacks and a six-month-long court battle for the truth and freedom of speech.
Or doing Windows XP MSPaint.exe live painting performance collab to your experimental shower and washing machine
drone music composition.
Or providing visuals to journal articles,
issue covers, or study books used in Finnish high schools.

Or holding a lecture(?) on the main stage of a music festival and later in University lecture series.
SO PLEASE;
for the sake of all things nice,
DO NOT contact me through any of the following platforms and encourage me to embark on further amazing side-quests:
